formerly fairy-princess-ashi

catchymemes:

korixsonder:

smiggles:

smiggles:

Dinner time fellas

That bitch didnt stand a chance

HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

disasterfag:

wish you guys would hate norway for the intense medical transphobia the way you hated swedes for not feeding people. we couldnt get a legal gender marker change without forced sterilisation until 2016. theres 1 board in 1 hospital in the whole country that’s allowed to give HRT and they go by 1950s gender roles (i.e. if you’re a trans man who wears nail polish, or a trans woman who wears pants, or you’re gay, you’re denied), and there’s a minimum of a full year of psychological evaluations before any treatment is given (they ask helpful and relevant questions like “did you play with cars or dolls as a child” and “do you think about your parents when you masturbate”). anyway burn down rikshospitalet

is-the-snake-video-cute:

ciderli:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

Compilation of people holding things that shouldn’t be held, please add more if you have any

@chai-cow-ski

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

That’s indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

accelldraws:

square woofer friends!

prohaloplayer:

i want to feed a guy a pill that doesnt do anything

Anonymous asked:

whaddya think of Neil gaiman?

coughloop:

coughloop:

he writes books i havent read and he made a show im not going to watch. what do you think about goku

Anon is suspiciously quiet on this

mr-ribbit:

afloweroutofstone:

I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing

Just pure rapture

what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car

7dmom:

Leaking sacred crud from my pussy hole that is powerful enough to #DEFEATCONGRESS